17 April 2013

Two golf videos

I found these at Within The Crainium, and here's an old joke...
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, “Naaahhh! I already play 4 or 5 times a week.”

Then they said to me, “Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind kids.”

Then I thought……Hey, I could win this.

1 comment:

  1. I like the joke. It reminds me of another one (natch).

    A doctor, a lawyer, a priest and an engineer were out playing golf one day. One of the course's groundsmen interrupted them in the middle of the fifth hole to ask them to let the following group play through. "It's some of the firemen and policemen who've been blinded in the line of duty," he told the foursome.

    The doctor reacted sympathetically. "If any of them needs any medical care, tell them to call my office, I'll treat them at no charge," he told the groundsman.

    The lawyer volunteered too. "I'm willing to assist them with any disability or other injury claims as part of my pro bono work," he chimed in.

    "And I'll see to that we offer a Mass for them very soon," the priest added.

    "What?" said the engineer. "These guys can't play at night?"


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