My horoscope today

CANCER (June 22 - July 22):  They say animals can often sense an earthquake moments before it strikes, which explains why so many of them are smiling at you right now.

- and this bit of tragic news:

"Leukemia sufferer Taylor Harris passed away Sunday afternoon, mere seconds after the Minnesota Vikings and the Make-A-Wish Foundation fulfilled the 9-year-old's dream of fielding an NFL kickoff."

Both gleaned from a copy of the Onion read at my local neighborhool coffee shop this morning.