13 March 2015

Selections from Paris Fashion Week, 2015

I may be getting old, but I do try to keep in touch with modern fashion.  The black facial buboes I can appreciate as being evocative of the romance of fourteenth-century European plagues, but why supplement those beauty spots with a mustache?  Better to go with full facial hair -

- a la congenital hypertrichosis.  Personally I would favor gluing on a facial hairpiece, because this linear application to me suggests the aftermath of binge drinking at a fraternity where there is a large supply of magic markers.

The off-the-shoulder trashbag -

- might be awkward at the dinner table or riding the bus, but it does nicely accentuate the sideboob. 

There are dozens more images in a gallery at Madison.com.

Photo credits: AP Photo/Francois Mori


  1. Make that sideboobjob...

  2. My granddaughter is a model, although way to tiny to be a runway model. I certainly hope she never has to model anything like this!

  3. i thought that was one ugly guy till you pointed out the sideboob.

  4. This looks like Mugatu's Derelicte collection from the movie Zoolander.


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