Star Wars lines improved by substituting the word "pants"

I first saw this list years ago but didn't bookmark it. Thanx to Kottke for reposting it today. Many more at the primary link.

• I find your lack of pants disturbing.
  
• You are unwise to lower your pants.
  
• Your pants, you will not need them.
  
• Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  
• The Force is strong in my pants.
  
• I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  
• You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
  
• In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
  
• Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
  
• I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
  
• Pull up! All pants pull up!
  
• A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
  
• I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
  
• That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
  
• He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
  
• I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
  
• Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
  
• These aren't the pants you're looking for.
  
• Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
  
• The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.