- Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend.
- In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
- Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.
- Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
- Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but your pulse when bullets tear through them.
- Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other facial expressions don't.
- Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.
- The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."
- Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
I'm a centrist in most things, so TYWKIWDBI tends to draw readers from both sides of the various aisles and from a few fringes. A bunch of you will find the above list abhorrent; a bunch more will chortle and email them to your friends. Let's not use the comment section here for a verbal battleground.
Found at Kottke this morning.
Awesome list! I'm really chortling...
ReplyDeleteAfter finishing Violence: A Micro-Sociological Theory these quotes just strike me as a lot of Hollywood-inspired bluster.
ReplyDeletesome really great comments at the original post.
ReplyDeleteI liked this one too:
* If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.
Or course, the key to these rules was:
* Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation
sign me up for group II
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