In 1997... [Bezos] gave a little talk to some Harvard graduate business students about his online store known as Amazon.
As Brad Stone's book The Everything Store: Jeff Bezos and the Age of Amazon relates, the large-brained students began to chat among themselves as if Bezos weren't there.
Then, one of the fine Harvardians told Bezos:
Photo via Reddit. I also use a door for a desk, though mine is propped up on file cabinets rather than legs.You seem like a really nice guy, so don't take this the wrong way, but you really need to sell to Barnes & Noble and get out now.