I have been advised by readers that I should not criticize or mock modern fashion because I don't understand what is going on. I do try to understand, in this case visiting the website of LEJE, a Parisian fashion house, to read the "about":
"Straight-Curve, Oriental-Western, Decomposition-Conjunction, Masculine-Feminine, Subculture-Luxury, etc. The brand demonstrates the charming “disparities” between these elements and the harmony hidden within the contrast. The essential elements and sources of inspiration for LEJE are the coexistence of diversity and unity and the tension between irregularity and regularity, which are noticed in the unusual cuts, creative details, and sensual materials."
These jeans are available for USD $528. My thanks to John Farrier at Neatorama for alerting me to this product.