"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
Fitting comment, considering the word comes from the Latin hystericus, 'of the womb." Of course the term "hysterical" has a not so great history.https://uselessetymology.com/2018/01/17/the-etymology-of-hysteria/
They seem to get more bored while the dilation progresses. "Yawn. This again."