07 August 2014

"Luxury vibrator makes for a lovely pendant"


Meet Vesper, Crave’s sleek stainless steel vibrator that also doubles as a classy pendant, without appearing as if a person has a dildo dangling from her neck...

Vesper will be USB rechargeable, but the new toy will be significantly more affordable than its predecessor. While a higher-end Crave Duet can cost upward of $349, Vesper is already available for pre-order from $49 online. The vibrator is splash-proof and comes with two other color options — rose gold and 24-karat gold-plated — and even comes with free engraving.
So what would you engrave on it???

Additional photos at TechCrunch, via Salon.

4 comments:

  1. *splash-proof*
    did I read that right?

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  2. What the hell does splash-proof mean? I cannot imagine any context for usage that would entail that need.

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    1. Splash proof is the term used to describe protection from temporary exposure to a liquid. Sort of like a lighter version of "waterproof" as protection against the ingression of a liquid.

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  3. lol. I should hope it would be fluid-safe! I would engrave something like "(For my) Darling (love, your Dearest)". Unless I was being annoying, in which case I would use something like "purity", "chastity", "virtue" or "Ahahaha. I know something you do not". After all, what better way to preserve those traits than with a slim silver vibrator?

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