06 February 2020

"Luxury vibrator makes for a lovely pendant" - updated

Meet Vesper, Crave’s sleek stainless steel vibrator that also doubles as a classy pendant, without appearing as if a person has a dildo dangling from her neck...

Vesper will be USB rechargeable, but the new toy will be significantly more affordable than its predecessor. While a higher-end Crave Duet can cost upward of $349, Vesper is already available for pre-order from $49 online. The vibrator is splash-proof and comes with two other color options — rose gold and 24-karat gold-plated — and even comes with free engraving.
So what would you engrave on it???

Additional photos at TechCrunch, via Salon.

Reposted from 2014 to add this video tour of the Antique Vibrator Museum (via Atlas Obscura):



Related: "He's at home" was the term for a Nantucket dildo

6 comments:

  1. *splash-proof*
    did I read that right?

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  2. What the hell does splash-proof mean? I cannot imagine any context for usage that would entail that need.

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    1. Splash proof is the term used to describe protection from temporary exposure to a liquid. Sort of like a lighter version of "waterproof" as protection against the ingression of a liquid.

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  3. lol. I should hope it would be fluid-safe! I would engrave something like "(For my) Darling (love, your Dearest)". Unless I was being annoying, in which case I would use something like "purity", "chastity", "virtue" or "Ahahaha. I know something you do not". After all, what better way to preserve those traits than with a slim silver vibrator?

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  4. As pictured, I would engrave, "My eyes are up here," with an arrow pointing up.

    or "In case of Emergency"

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