"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
I have so many questions. How did she get forks out of the drawer?If she dropped a pen? It a quarter? Or her bank card?How did she text?Or use a q-tip?Or type in a number on the ATM?How did she pump gas?Sanitize after visiting the bathroom?If she wanted to signal that she wanted her check at a restaurant...?How did she eat in a restaurant?Could she hold a sandwich?Or throw a frisbee?Or iron?How did she pour her detergent?Or give a tip to the valley?Sign in at the doctor's office?And most importantly, how in the world did she go to tywkiwdbi dot com?!?!?
I can't help but believe this is a sort of mental health issue, perhaps kind of like hoarding. I would think that a person grows their fingernails that long to attract attention of some sort. Indeed, it would make functioning in normal society virtually impossible. Of course, I would imagine that going out in public is just the sort of thing such a person would do, since it brings attention.It's a free country, but it sure seems that she went out of her way to make life weird and difficult.
I would hope she derived some income from displaying them or making public appearances, or selling the cut nails to Guinness. She certainly created a purpose for her life, and achieved a personal fame of sorts, which probably was satisfying for her.