"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
I particularly like the part where the sucker buys an SUV. Cause if a Porsche symbolizes midlife crisis, SUV might as well spell ID 10 T. Coincidentally due to their heightened seats SUVs are also attractive to the elderly. Indifference to climate change is correlated to both age and idiocy and represented and embodied by SUV drivers. Still waiting for a sports utility vehicle model called the "déluge".
My personal translation of SUV has always been "Selfish Unfriendly vehicle"