18 July 2020

Exploring the life and mind of Samuel Johnson


It has been many decades since I have read, seen, or heard anything at all about Samuel Johnson (other than the delightful Blackadder sketch about his dictionary).  This biography has been on my shelf a long time, so I decided to give it a quick read and extract the best bits for the blog.
"... as Johnson was neither the first nor the last to discover, one can have an honourable literary reputation and still be a poor man.  Several sketches of his appearance and habits date from this time [1760s], and they all agree as to the shabbiness of his attire and the discomfort of his surroundings...  
Johnson had lived for so long without the conveniences of life, even without many of its ordinary decencies, that he had accustomed himself to very modest demands.  Broken furniture, dusty books, his meals taken at some chop-house round the corner and his social life at other people's houses or in a tavern - all this had come to seem normal. 
Johnson's attitude to the study of history was much the same as Tolstoy's.  The mere scribble of historical fact and anecdote irritated Tolstoy into that entertaining grumble quoted in Sir Isaiah Berlin's The Hedgehog and the Fox:
"History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.  The death of Igor, the snake which bit Oleg - what is all this but old wives' tales?  Who wants to know that Ivan's second marriage, to Temryuk's daughter, occurred on 21 August 1562, whereas his fourth, to Anna Alekseyevna Koltovskaya, occurred in 1572...?" 
Although Johnson was no friend to the only major revolution that occurred in his day, the American War of Independence, he was... fully convinced of man's right to rise in arms against an intolerable yoke. His generous indignation was aroused by any authority which, however legitimate its basis in legality, abused its power at the expense of the people who were helpless in its grasp.  His blood boiled when he thought of the slave trade.  He once silenced an Oxford dinner-party by holding up his glass and saying, 'Here's to the next insurrection of the Negroes in the West Indies!" 
This humanitarianism was at the root of his distrust of colonial expansion.  Writing to a friend - an American friend, incidentally, Dr. Samuel Johnson of Connecticut - he mentions the news of a voyage of arctic exploration, and adds, 'I do not much wish well to discoveries, for I am always afraid they will end in conquest and robbery.'  The red man was dispossessed, the black man enslaved, nearer home the Hebridean crofter was starved into emigration, for no morally justifiable reason but merely because the minorities to which they belonged had no economic or military power.  This detestation of expansionist colonial adventuring, which he saw simply as armed robbery, was a consistent position of Johnson's through the years... 
Just as Johnson hated the 'conquest and robbery' inherent in colonialism, so he hated the repressive injustice of the eighteenth-century penal system.  Though all should be equal before the law, the poor and ignorant man, then as now, always saw a harsher face of the law than the comfortable and educated; this too, Johnson condemned... 
If I had to fix upon one word that would convey the heart of Johnson's attitude towards man in society, I would choose 'compassion.' He wanted an ordered, hierarchical society because he loathed the thought of the kind of scramble in which the weak inevitably go down.  That, with rule and restraint weakened, society would be a cut-throat business was an assumption he made on the basis of his observation of human nature, including his own.  Man was not, to Johnson, inherently gentle and unselfish.  On the contrary.  he was a creature full of anarchic and ravening instincts, which had to be controlled by the exercise of discipline both from within the individual and from without... 
Johnson, sickened at the thought of war and what it does to its victims, detested the warmongering profiteer and attacked him in some pages of invective... 
"It is wonderful with what coolness and indifference the greater part of mankind see war commenced.  Those that hear of it at a distance or read of it in books... consider it as little more than a splendid game... Some indeed must perish in the most successful field, but they die upon the bed on honour, resign their lives amidst the joys of conquest, and filled with England's glory, smile in death. 
The life of a modern soldier is ill represented by heroic fiction.  War has means of destruction more formidable than the cannon and the sword.  Of the thousands and ten thousands that perished in our late contests with France and Spain, a very small part ever felt the stroke of an enemy; the rest languished in tents and ships, amidst damps and putrefaction; pale, torpid spiritless and helpless; gasping and groaning unpitied, among men made obdurate by long continuance of hopeless misery; and were at last whelmed in pits, or heaved into the ocean, without notice and without remembrance.  By incommodious encampments and unwholesome stations, where courage is useless, and enterprise impracticable, fleets are silently dispeopled, and armies sluggishly melted away."
The one fact about Johnson's political opinions that 'everybody knows' is that he was against American independence... But then we see a very different America from the one Johnson saw.  We see an America transformed by wave after wave of total change... And we have seen the climb of America to colossal, world-dominating wealth and power.  To imagine that such a country might remain tied to the apron strings of England would be hilariously absurd.  But Johnson looked not at the future but at the present.  What he saw was a large empty country in which a tiny handful of planters were growing rich by lashing the backs of slaves.  "Why is it," he demanded, "that we hear the loudest yelps for liberty from the drivers of Negroes?"   
To Johnson, the American settlers were Englishmen living abroad who refused to pay taxes to the home government.  This, in itself, he considered an unbearable effrontery... While refusing to pay taxes, the colonists nevertheless continued to accept the protection of British naval power.  It has always seemed to me that Johnson had a real point here.  No country in history has gone through its teething period with so little interference from outside as the United States.  During the century and a half in which the country grew up, the possibility of foreign invasion was simply not a problem.  And the reason, or one of the reasons, must surely be the  thoroughness with which the British Navy policed the North Atlantic.
This book offers a comprehensive analysis of Samuel Johnson's life, and although I have included it in the recommended books section of TYWKIWDBI, it's just too much information for the casual reader.  But for those who may have enjoyed reading about Johnson and his dictionary, and his Rambler essays in Boswell's Life in their collegiate curriculum, this book utilizes resources unavailable to Boswell in order to fill in the other details about Johnson's early life, his unusual relationship with Hester Thrale, and his illnesses and death.

Programming note

I'm going to try to make this a Trump-and-coronavirus-free weekend on TYWKIWDBI.  Wish me luck.

Water in the solar system


I seem to remember as a child having a (?common) presumption that what made Earth unique as a planetary body was the presence of water.  How utterly wrong I was.

Earth has less water than Pluto and five planetary moons.  Ganymede has 40X as much water as earth.

Info credit Steve Vance/NASA/JPL, via BoingBoing.

Six-year-old boy saves his sister from a dog attack

"On July 9th, my six year old nephew Bridger saved his little sister’s life by standing between her and a charging dog. After getting bit several times on the face and head, he grabbed his sister’s hand and ran with her to keep her safe. He later said, “If someone had to die, I thought it should be me.” After receiving 90 stitches (give or take) from a skilled plastic surgeon, he’s finally resting at home...  
I’d also like to mention here that the dog’s owners are really great people who have been nothing but kind to Bridger and his family. We feel no resentment toward them at all, and—if anything—there’s only been an increase of love between our families as a result of this incident."

Bottle-dash stucco


Saw a gif today of a man applying pebbles to a wall, so I tried to look up pebble-dash and found an interesting article on bottle-dash:
If you are not familiar with what it is, houses with bottle-dash (unlike pebble-dash) have bits of glass (most often brown beer and green pop bottles), instead of the more commonly used rock bits, embedded in the exterior stucco finish. I have been curious about bottle-dash stucco since I was a child and first saw it on my great aunt’s house in East Vancouver.  Back in the 1970s and into the 1980s, it was quite common to see it on Vancouver houses of a certain era... 
In the early days the aggregate for dashes was mostly just simple beach or river gravel. In the earliest example of this style of finish, one can occasionally find sea shells, crab legs and other such bits. Starting as early as the mid 1930s more refined crushed rock (like white quartz and black obsidian) was used to impregnate the surface. This style of finish is known as pebble or rock dash...
An apparent local variant to rock-dash, bottle-dash was used to add some colour and sparkle to the stucco finish. Crushed glass (brown beer bottles, green pop bottles, clear milk bottles and blue milk of magnesia bottles) was added to a white quartz aggregate... 
A house updated with a bottle-dash (or other dash) stucco exterior requires little, if any maintenance... Unlike regular rock-dash stucco which was quite common in North America, bottle-dash stucco seems to be a purely Pacific Northwest [Canada] phenomenon... Predominated by bits of brown and green glass, my aunt’s house also had bits of blue glass dotting its stuccoed surface. My mother once told me that when she was young, she recalls rare instances when bits of red glass were found.
More info and photos at vanalogue.  Photo credit C.Hagemoen.

Eagle Scout project completed


The project, led by my nephew in Minnesota, was to lead his troop in the building of five planter boxes for a local horse riding camp that caters to people with disabilities.  Well done, Paul.

17 July 2020

Dogs may navigate using earth's magnetic fleld

"The researchers took a close look at 223 scouting run cases, in which the dogs roamed an average of 1.1 kilometers on their return. In 170 of these trips, the dogs stopped before they turned back and ran for about 20 meters along a north-south axis. When the animals did this, they tended to get back to the owner via a more direct route than when they didn’t, the authors report in eLife. “I’m really quite impressed with the data,” Lohmann says... 
Miklósi says it would not be surprising to find that dogs can use the magnetic field to navigate—it seems to be an ancient ability—and it might be present in any mammal that traverses large territories. "

A Siberian village has surrounded itself with a trench


Obviously not impenetrable to ATVs, but enough to discourage tourists.  Sadly, the virus has already entered the village (populatioin 390). 
Almost 10 percent of Shuluta’s population, 37 residents, contracted the virus, and 15 were flown to Ulan-Ude in helicopters. A 62-year-old man died. 
The crisis tore at Shuluta. Accusations flew. Many blamed those who held the shamanic ritual that drew in outsiders. There was anger at district authorities. Other residents flat-out denied the existence of the virus — even some who had pneumonia... 
“We were told they dug the trenches so that no one could leave and no one could come,” said resident Bayarma Balbanova, 28, a librarian. “How could you close the village if there is no money and no work? How could people live?”
Full story at the Washington Post.

The ONLY time this has EVER happened in the history of baseball



July 17, 1990.  Twins at Red Sox.  Two triple plays.

In the history of major league baseball, 134,000 games had been played - none of which involved two triple plays.  In the subsequent 30+ years there have been approximately another 67,000 games - still without a repeat of this feat.

FWIW, the Twins lost the game 1-0......

Unwalkable beach in the Azores


Via.


14 July 2020

Oxford in 1810 and 2015


And from the discussion thread: "TIL: Oxford University (founded 1096) is older than the Aztec empire (Founded 1428)!"

"Murdered by words"


From a subreddit devoted to "well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments."
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