
Bet this gets pulled very quicky...
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The box admonishes buyers "product may not be as appears on image;" a gross understatement for a gross distortion.
A 56-year-old man from the Midwestern US state of Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start. Keith Walendowski was charged by police in Milwaukee with disorderly conduct and possession of a sawn-off shotgun.I hope it's a jury trial and the jury is comprised of lawnmower owners, because this story reminds me of an old joke:
He could face a fine of up to $11,000 and a maximum prison sentence of six-and-a-half years if convicted. Police officers said Mr Walendowski had told them: "It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."
Man selling lawnmower: "It has an old sparkplug and is difficult to start. You'll be cussing a blue streak by the time you get it going."
Buyer: "No chance of that. I'm a Christian minister and for the past 30 years I've been a man of the cloth. It's been so long since I cursed that I don't even remember the words."
Seller: "You just keep pulling on that cord. The words will come back to ya."

"Can you enjoy the benefits of exercise without the pain of exertion? The answer may one day be yes — just take a pill that tricks the muscles into thinking they have been working out furiously.Big Pharma must be licking their collective lips...
Researchers at the Salk Institute report they have found two drugs that do wonders for the athletic endurance of couch potato mice. One drug, known as Aicar, increased the mice's endurance on a treadmill by 44 percent after just four weeks of treatment...
Dr. Richard Bergman, an expert on obesity and diabetes at the University of Southern California, said the drugs could become widely used if they prove safe. "It is possible that the couch potato segment of the population might find this to be a good regimen, and of course that is a large number of people," he said."

"Construction is supposed to begin next year, after the terms of sovereignty for the tax-free metropolises have been agreed. By 2025, says Mr Ahmed, Djibouti’s Noor City will have 2.5m people and its Yemeni twin 4.5m. Several million jobs will be created. An airport serving both cities will, he says, attract 100m passengers a year. A 29km bridge across the strait will connect Arabia and Africa by road, rail and pipelines, its towers among the tallest on earth. The cost? A mere $200 billion or so."The whole project sounds impossibly megalomaniacal, with pie-in-the-sky unattainable goals. But it certainly is interesting.



iconic scene in the movie "Independence Day" in which the alien spacecraft is hovering over the White House and then releases an energy beam which destroys the building."There is an affliction so feared by elite archers that many in the sport refuse to even say its name. Target panic, as the condition is known, causes crack shots to suddenly lose control of their bows and their composure. Mysteriously, sufferers start releasing the bow the instant they see the target, sabotaging any chance of a gold-medal shot. Others freeze up and cannot release at all...
Few admit to being sufferers themselves. “Most shooters will deny that they have it...”
While nearly everyone agrees that the problem is primarily psychological, the latest research suggests that, in some cases, the problem might also be neurological.., Even those with a neurological disorder can develop anxiety that makes the problem worse...
“It kind of gets into the mind that this could happen, and that’s where the anxiety and the stress come in... “I would start to bring the bow down, and as soon as it got anywhere near the target, I would click it right off, right then and there...”