Dormitory = Dirty room
Evangelist = Evil's agent
Desperation = A rope ends it
The Morse Code = Here come dots
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Z's.
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Clint Eastwood = Old West action
Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em
Conversation = Voices rant on
Norwegians = Swen or Inga?
The piano bench = Beneath Chopin
Southern California = Hot sun or life in a car
Found in Word Nerd, by John D. Williams, Jr.
Two favorites:
ReplyDeleteRonald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
Spiro Agnew = Grow a penis
DeleteShould be:
ReplyDeleteThe Morse Code = Here come dots,
not Here come the dots
You're quite correct. I've fixed the post - but it is wrong in the book (must be quite galling to the author as a word freak...)
DeleteMinnesota Stan = Satan mentions
ReplyDeletefrom the Anagram Generator (http://wordsmith.org/anagram/)
:.)
DeleteThe best I've ever seen is: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." = "Hi. I'm a bigot. I can't stand all the different races in the land -- Negros, Jews, Yellows, Latinos, Hindu, etc. But I love diet cola, hot coffee, pie, beer, pudding. A fat rural idiot thing."
ReplyDeleteSource, which has other anagrams of impressively long texts: https://wordsmith.org/anagram/aronas-long.html