From the
Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ:
What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound,
also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide,
Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid.
Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate
DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical
neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive
and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl
Alcohol...
What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide
is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths
and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage
to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen
Monoxide are:
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Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
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Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
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Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically
life-threatening side-effects.
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DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
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Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
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Contributes to soil erosion.
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Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
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If the dihydrogen monoxide is yellow, don't drink it.
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