18 October 2009

Lamprey


Vedius Pollio was punished by Augustus for attempting to feed a clumsy slave to the lampreys in his fishpond.

...one of his slaves had broken a crystal cup. Vedius ordered him to be seized and then put to death, but in an unusual way. He ordered him to be thrown to the huge lampreys which he had in his fish pond. Who would not think he did this for display? Yet it was out of cruelty. The boy slipped from the captor’s hands and fled to Caesar’s feet asking nothing else other than a different way to die — he did not want to be eaten. Caesar was moved by the novelty of the cruelty and ordered him to be released, all the crystal cups to be broken before his eyes, and the fish pond to be filled in... –Seneca On Anger, III, 40
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3 comments:

  1. Good for Augustus!

    CCL

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  2. I think it was Julius. It sounds more like him.

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  3. Wrong again. It was Augustus. I have a terrible Julian bias.

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