03 September 2009

Clown cars never run out of gasoline


LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - No. 19 caught Michelle Duggar by surprise. The 42-year-old mom of 18 noticed that she wasn't losing weight — even though she and husband Jim Bob were on Weight Watchers...

So she took a pregnancy test. "And lo and behold, I was just pleasantly surprised that this was positive," Duggar said Tuesday. "I was just jumping up and down going, 'Thank you, Lord. Here am I — 42, thinking my baby days are over — and you've blessed us with another one.'"

7 comments:

  1. BarbwireSeptember 3, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Yeah. Every sperm is sacred. They should have to pay a carbon tax for every child over replacement.

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  2. ScottSeptember 4, 2009 at 7:59 AM

    This has got to be a mental illness.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    Hey, why did you use the Italian version of the video when you had the original one in English posted by the Monty Python themselves in HQ?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

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  4. MinnesotastanSeptember 4, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    @Anonymous - What I really wanted was the opening 30 seconds of the sketch - the stork dropping the baby down the chimney and the baby landing on the floor. Your link and the other half dozen I found that morning started at the song.

    But I agree the Italian is distracting. After some searching this morning I found a clip in English that starts at the beginning...

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Hear! Hear! I support a carbon tax for every child produced over replacement!

    And I want a tax credit for doing my part for the world by not reproducing.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2009 at 7:35 AM

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  7. MinnesotastanSeptember 7, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    Anonymous, I made the analogy indirectly in the title of the post; there was no need for you to be so crude about it.

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