14 December 2023

Caption contest


21 comments:

  1. Holly shit, batmen !

    (lack of the capital letter intentional)

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  2. When the conservatives said "Keep Christ in Christmas," this is what they were trying to warn us about. We heathens flew too close to the sun.

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  3. Wreck the bowl with bowels of holly

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  4. Drupes in yer poops!

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  5. "Gee honey, the figgy pudding looks the same in both directions!"

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  6. Do you believe what you see, or what you know? - A Platonic question.

    (sharp leaves, soft toilet paper)

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  7. Roll into the Christmas season in style.

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  8. Hope this isn't a scratch and sniff competition.

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  9. "You'll feel like a Christmas angel with this tree up your wazoo!"

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  10. Ceci n'est pas une feuille de houx

    (hat tip: Magritte)

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  11. Wipe your a** with boughs of holly. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

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  12. I'm giftwrapping the septic system this year, dear

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  13. No holly was harmed in the making of this product.

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  14. It's Christmas Holly and I'm berry lonely, please don't leaf me.

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  15. Kiss me under the mistletoe!

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  16. Made from real holly leaves.

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  17. Useful without being...scratchy?

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