"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
Holly shit, batmen !(lack of the capital letter intentional)
Ready for the Christmas Log
Ouch!
When the conservatives said "Keep Christ in Christmas," this is what they were trying to warn us about. We heathens flew too close to the sun.
Wreck the bowl with bowels of holly
Drupes in yer poops!
"Gee honey, the figgy pudding looks the same in both directions!"
Do you believe what you see, or what you know? - A Platonic question.(sharp leaves, soft toilet paper)
Roll into the Christmas season in style.
Hope this isn't a scratch and sniff competition.
Holly! Go lightly.
"You'll feel like a Christmas angel with this tree up your wazoo!"
Ceci n'est pas une feuille de houx(hat tip: Magritte)
Wipe your a** with boughs of holly. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Ow!
I'm giftwrapping the septic system this year, dear
No holly was harmed in the making of this product.
It's Christmas Holly and I'm berry lonely, please don't leaf me.
Kiss me under the mistletoe!
Made from real holly leaves.
Useful without being...scratchy?
Holly shit, batmen !
ReplyDelete(lack of the capital letter intentional)
Ready for the Christmas Log
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteWhen the conservatives said "Keep Christ in Christmas," this is what they were trying to warn us about. We heathens flew too close to the sun.
ReplyDeleteWreck the bowl with bowels of holly
ReplyDeleteDrupes in yer poops!
ReplyDelete"Gee honey, the figgy pudding looks the same in both directions!"
ReplyDeleteDo you believe what you see, or what you know? - A Platonic question.
ReplyDelete(sharp leaves, soft toilet paper)
Roll into the Christmas season in style.
ReplyDeleteHope this isn't a scratch and sniff competition.
ReplyDeleteHolly! Go lightly.
ReplyDelete"You'll feel like a Christmas angel with this tree up your wazoo!"
ReplyDeleteCeci n'est pas une feuille de houx
ReplyDelete(hat tip: Magritte)
Wipe your a** with boughs of holly. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
ReplyDeleteOw!
ReplyDeleteI'm giftwrapping the septic system this year, dear
ReplyDeleteNo holly was harmed in the making of this product.
ReplyDeleteIt's Christmas Holly and I'm berry lonely, please don't leaf me.
ReplyDeleteKiss me under the mistletoe!
ReplyDeleteMade from real holly leaves.
ReplyDeleteUseful without being...scratchy?
ReplyDelete