Life can be a conundrum. Here I am, in similar straits to the fellow in the pix, single, lonely and available, but with such a sense of modesty/what's right, what's wrong/Jesus, I ain't doing that ...that I am unable to use my back, clothed or otherwise, as a tinderesque billboard. What does one do, when one lives in a small community (a town of 4,000 souls) and one (me) is intelligent enough to rate over CVXII on any and all 8th and 17th letter tests AND, and this may be the fly in the oinkment, one has a taste for style, panache and energy that is rarely described by living humans (a slight nod to the comment regarding species) What 1 does, indeed, is sit at home creating movie scenarios in one's (!) head. Ah, if I were a carpenter ....
"Alternating between upper and lower case and style...like a good ransom note."
ReplyDeleteOMG. Isn't there a Clippy joke that goes, "You seem to be writing a ransom note. Would you like me to randomize the capitalization?"
Lurker111
Here ya go (sort of):
Deletehttps://geekwhisperin.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/paperclip_ransom.jpg?w=1108
Lurker111
Um... pass.
ReplyDeleteCan't imagine what female would find that attractive.
ReplyDeleteInteresting how he didn't specify species.
ReplyDeleteLife can be a conundrum.
ReplyDeleteHere I am, in similar straits to the fellow in the pix, single, lonely and available, but with such a sense of modesty/what's right, what's wrong/Jesus, I ain't doing that ...that I am unable to use my back, clothed or otherwise, as a tinderesque billboard.
What does one do, when one lives in a small community (a town of 4,000 souls) and one (me) is intelligent enough to rate over CVXII on any and all 8th and 17th letter tests AND, and this may be the fly in the oinkment, one has a taste for style, panache and energy that is rarely described by living humans (a slight nod to the comment regarding species)
What 1 does, indeed, is sit at home creating movie scenarios in one's (!) head.
Ah, if I were a carpenter ....