Meet Vesper, Crave’s sleek stainless steel vibrator that also doubles as a classy pendant, without appearing as if a person has a dildo dangling from her neck...So what would you engrave on it???
Vesper will be USB rechargeable, but the new toy will be significantly more affordable than its predecessor. While a higher-end Crave Duet can cost upward of $349, Vesper is already available for pre-order from $49 online. The vibrator is splash-proof and comes with two other color options — rose gold and 24-karat gold-plated — and even comes with free engraving.
Additional photos at TechCrunch, via Salon.
Reposted from 2014 to add this video tour of the Antique Vibrator Museum (via Atlas Obscura):
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*splash-proof*
ReplyDeletedid I read that right?
What the hell does splash-proof mean? I cannot imagine any context for usage that would entail that need.
ReplyDeleteSplash proof is the term used to describe protection from temporary exposure to a liquid. Sort of like a lighter version of "waterproof" as protection against the ingression of a liquid.
Deletelol. I should hope it would be fluid-safe! I would engrave something like "(For my) Darling (love, your Dearest)". Unless I was being annoying, in which case I would use something like "purity", "chastity", "virtue" or "Ahahaha. I know something you do not". After all, what better way to preserve those traits than with a slim silver vibrator?
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