20 November 2009

"Your Majesty, could I just kiss your ring instead?"

"... in ancient Ireland a king's subjects ritually demonstrated their submission by sucking on the ruler's nipples..."
-- found in Tales from the Bog, in the Sept 2007 issue of National Geographic.

1 comment:

  1. Well, now that Ireland is a republic, it's only necessary to compliment the President's nipples.

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