Seth Meyers on Michael Phelps, the bong, and Kellogg's

Best lines:
a) Parents, if your kid says "Michael Phelps smokes pot - why can't I?" Just say, "You can - right after you win 12 gold medals for your country."
b) The closing comment to the photographer.

And, on a related matter, Subway is standing by Phelps:

"Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior," Subway, which specializes in sandwiches, said in a statement.

"Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans."

Anyone care for a sub?