Crime wave grips Montana - update

My favorite entries from Nov/Dec 2008, in the Best of the Bozeman Chronicle Police Reports:

- A caller reported that a young man walking on Davis Street between Oak and Baxter around 4:15 p.m. “had a look in his eye.”

- A kid wanted to know how to handle his little brother bothering him without resorting to violence.

- A resident of O Connell Drive reported that someone had dumped a severed deer head on his front doormat.

- Officers responding to a report of a loud party on Boylan Road around 11:30 p.m., found five people talking in their garage. They were warned.

-A woman reported someone broke into her garage and turned a faucet on while she was away for Thanksgiving.

- A black Labrador retriever was running around Canyon View Road knocking people down around 2:30 p.m.

- A male resident of Amsterdam Road called dispatch several times reporting that he had been raped, that he was trapped in thumb cuffs and that he needed to get out of them so he could go to work. He later admitted to lying about the rape because he was too embarrassed to tell them he got trapped in the cuffs. A deputy went to his home and helped release him.

- A man was asked to leave Wal-Mart after he winked and stared at shoppers, making them uncomfortable at 11:41 p.m.

- A man reported someone stole a brick out of his walkway.

- A man reported two men, who were drinking at the Korner Club, were impersonating police officers.

- An officer noted four individuals wrapping a vehicle in cellophane in a parking lot on West Oak.

-A woman complained about a man kicking the back of her movie-theatre seat.