"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
"I get high with a little help from my friends."
my arse! my arse!
My twin and I are VERY close.
"Come along, my lad, you're nicked for impersonating an officer."
Ello ello ello, whats goin on ere then?
Yikes ... I'm levitating!!
Can I geev ye a 'and, Bob?
Changing of the guard.
That's the first time he's been picked up by the fuzz :()
That's the first time he's been picked up by the fuzz!
Cardboard policeman: stops people from speeding in their carriages and frees up more officers to search for the Strangler.
Hey! Watch yer 'ands!
He's not cut out for this job.
that would be up the butt, bobby.
the long arm of the law
How about:The Bobby TwinsYou can cop a feel, but don't feel a cop...He's made of Coprolitepolicemannequin
Ever wanted to be in two places at once?