18 December 2008

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

El-if-I-no.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have No-I-Dear.

A shopkeeper in South Wales has been advised by the police that he can be prosecuted for "breaching public order" if he doesn't stop distributing jokes like these on his store's promotional literature - apparently because this is now the Christmas season, and the local Christians could be offended by humor this time of the year.

This is why I created the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot category.

1 comment:

  1. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no eye-deer

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