06 October 2008

The new U.S. symbol


The official symbol of the United States is being changed from an eagle to a condom, because the latter more accurately reflects the current state of affairs. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

2 comments:

  1. it does look kind of like the Obama logo...

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  2. That is hilarious... I don't care who ya are...but almost scary in how much it would fit this counrty right now! Lol And I agree.... it does look kinda like the Obama symbol. Lol

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